Anything For Money
How low have you sunk to earn a few quid? Have you ever been paid a tenner by a stranger in the street to crap in a jar? Me neither. Tell us about the depraved or humiliating lengths you've gone to in order to raise cash.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:35)
I'm actually a North Korean spy
So as a torture method, they duct taped a Henry Hoover to my mouth and left it switched on for 16 days.
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DarkMalfunction put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional' on, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 14:31,
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Turn that frown inside out
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 14:35,
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I'm assuming they gave him a lolly and a "brave boy" badge and hoped that he'd never learn that lungs can't be cleaned and that his father had probably knocked ten years off his life and doomed him to one of the most infamously painful cancers.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 15:05,
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Still, at least he got a tenner.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 15:22,
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can't complain
not with those breathing tubes and all that morphine
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 15:28,
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ten years off the rubbish end, probably doing him a favour.
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Zuowan, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 16:06,
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