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( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 14:51, 2 replies)

www.b3ta.com/questions/disappointment/post184275
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 14:52, closed)

Sorry, I'm struggling with this one. What is 'sympathy'?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 14:55, closed)

It's how DBT spells Beethoven's 5th

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 15:25, closed)

It's a song originally written and performed by Rare Bird and then Marillion, but that's not important right now.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 15:38, closed)

Legless' opening paragraph made me laugh.
There's some top cock gloating scattered about there too. "Of course, I don't have that problem myself BUT"
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 15:36, closed)

My favourite bit is where people suggest he puts it on an internet dating profile...

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 15:39, closed)

pahahahahahahaha.....
Welcome To B3ta..
.
On most other forums, you'd be torn to shreds for your confession. For something that isn't your fault.But not here.

Me trying to give advice would be presumptuous. Everything I could say you've probably already been through, a thousand times. So instead you have my sympathy and my hope that you eventually find someone.

Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 3:50, Ignore, closed)
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 15:58, closed)

Everything was all fluffy and nice round these parts once upon a time.
I had forgotten that's how it used to be. Hey ho, at least it's funnier now, sort of.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 4:25, closed)

TBH anything he's got woud be like throwing a cigarette into the channel tunnel

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 19:04, closed)