Anything For MoneyHow low have you sunk to earn a few quid? Have you ever been paid a tenner by a stranger in the street to crap in a jar? Me neither. Tell us about the depraved or humiliating lengths you've gone to in order to raise cash.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:35)
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In exchange for cashI regularly get spit on, clean up human vomit and/or turds, break up fights between drunks, homeless people and teenagers, I also...
Wait, this is just my normal job, can I submit this? Sod it.
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You're the Chief Whip and Parliamentary Secretary to the Treasury?(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 22:38, closed)
I'm aHuman spit bucket-cum-turd picker-cum-hobo fight organiser.
Sorry, thought that was clear.
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You're Cliff Richard?(, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 7:25, closed)
And my cover is blown...
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An average night out for me, although not so much on the breaking up fights.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 7:56,
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I heard you break up fights just by flashing them your massive wang and humiliating them back into line.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:10,
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I save my massive wang for the raping (commonly called, sausaging) of the stag when he is tied to lamp post by his stag party crew.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:21,
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It's the only way they'll learn.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:25,
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The acceptable term is 'sausage'.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:25,
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quite right, edited accordingly.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:47,
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