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How low have you sunk to earn a few quid? Have you ever been paid a tenner by a stranger in the street to crap in a jar? Me neither. Tell us about the depraved or humiliating lengths you've gone to in order to raise cash.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:35)
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In exchange for cash
I regularly get spit on, clean up human vomit and/or turds, break up fights between drunks, homeless people and teenagers, I also...

Wait, this is just my normal job, can I submit this? Sod it.
(MrTeapot hasn't played with himself since, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:48, 14 replies)
you work in the City?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 22:08, closed)
You're the Chief Whip and Parliamentary Secretary to the Treasury?

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 15 Jul 2014, 22:38, closed)
Mum?

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You're a lollipop lady?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 23:03, closed)
bees?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 23:33, closed)
I'm a
Human spit bucket-cum-turd picker-cum-hobo fight organiser.

Sorry, thought that was clear.
(MrTeapot hasn't played with himself since, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 23:45, closed)
You're Cliff Richard?

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 16 Jul 2014, 7:25, closed)

And my cover is blown...
(MrTeapot hasn't played with himself since, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:05, closed)
An average night out for me, although not so much on the breaking up fights.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 7:56, closed)
I heard you break up fights just by flashing them your massive wang and humiliating them back into line.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:10, closed)
I save my massive wang for the raping (commonly called, sausaging) of the stag when he is tied to lamp post by his stag party crew.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:21, closed)
It's the only way they'll learn.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:25, closed)
The acceptable term is 'sausage'.

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quite right, edited accordingly.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:47, closed)

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