I don't think there is a right thinking individual among us
who didn't hear the "Miami Cannibal" story and get just a little bit excited that it might be a zombie.

It's not as if most of the human race isn't staggering around, desperately trying to consume things that it doesn't really need to survive anyway, the only difference would be that it would be actively encouraged to shoot them in the head, rather than frowned upon as it is now. Give me a zombie apocalypse over what we have now any day - Ugg boots, the only way is essex, professor fucking green, the whole world is disappearing up it's own arse - a zumba apocalypse. It's horrible. At least zombies would be exciting in the few days before they broke through the doors and ripped our intestines out.

I still have high hopes that some enterprising boffin is frantically busying himself splicing bath salts into viruses to see what happens.

I'm less enthusiastic if it all goes like Mad Max 2 though. Don't fancy trying to outrun some heavily muscled men in leather uniforms through rural scotland in a honda civic.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 2:49, 9 replies)

"Zumba Apocalypse"...
...made me snort a sip of coffee out my nose as i read the screen.

Fucking Zumba. Why is every cunt sucked into this Zumba business? Fuck's sake , go for a brisk walk. It's free.
( Ken Oath, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:00, closed)

What's Zumba?
Edit: I googled it; it's aerobics. Why is everything being given stupid new names?
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:22, closed)

He's the president of South Africa.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 17:31, closed)

thank you
i feel slightly less weird now
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 16:24, closed)

I confess that part of my brain thought
zombie, but the zombie apocalypse is not really something I'd like to experience - I had a particularly vivid dream about it, once, and I didn't handle it too well.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:28, closed)

I had a horrible one
which ended with me in my back garden, surrounded by zombies clambering over fences and through doors and windows, as I scrabbled on the ground for my last bullet before they got to me. I woke up as I slid it into the chamber, before I blew my own head off, but I had made the decision to do it.

I get a similar sensation when i hear the hollyoaks theme tune.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:21, closed)

If it all goes Tank Girl we're okay.
One thing we're never going to be short of in rural Scotland is water.
(gordonjcp, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:05, closed)

water and a burning sense of injustice.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:17, closed)

thats not the burning sense of injustice
it's the herpes
(technocore, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 2:56, closed)