Michael Douglas Diving School
Michael Douglas thinks his throat cancer was contracted through oral sex, which, is probably quite likely. Michael Douglas also claims that oral sex is the cure for his cancer.

A "friend" of mine is into homeopathy and believes the cure is to gargle with water from the public swimming pool taken freshly after the late night all female session.

Rather than seek proper medical advice I thought I'd ask the internet which remedy is correct?
(funkmotor is not the droid you're looking for, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 0:33, 4 replies)

I very much doubt that oral sex cured Michael Douglas's throat cancer.
He was probably just duped by some guy who claimed to have dunked his penis in a big tub of chemotherapy drugs.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 0:43, closed)

You have to breathe the water.
That way it will work properly.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 1:13, closed)

Use his. It may not be right, but it's sexier
(cs1ca, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 8:01, closed)

Imagine it ladies.
Being leered at from 'down there' by something resembling a lecherous, viagra-crazed tortoise.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:30, closed)