I have got a problem I think the rest of the B3ta
collective can solve. I am an idiot.
You will probably help me out and BE FLUFFY.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 20:24, 4 replies)

The answer is 'kill yourself'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 20:49, closed)

I thangyow

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 22:07, closed)

I cant be anything other than "fluffy"
I'm approaching a level of hirsute normally only achievable by Gorillas
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 22:33, closed)

Feel around just below the hair-line at the back of your head
You should be able to locate a small toggle switch. The switch often gets knocked onto the "off" position, disabling all higher brain functions. Simply flip the switch, and you should notice an immediate improvement.

This is a known design fault. It is clear that approximately 80% of the population has accidentally turned off their brains in this way. The proof is clear: there's no other explanation for the fact that "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" actually has an audience.

*click*
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:35, closed)