funeral
shortly after my 21st birthday, a friend of mine sadly died. he was well-liked in the area and had a large family, so his funeral was well attended. his ex-girlfriend was the attention whore that day. despite the fact that she'd shown nothing but pleasure over his death in the week before his funeral, her ridiculously loud and quite obviously fake sobs in the church drowned out pretty much everything said by the vicar. there wasn't a single tear in her eyes, she just wanted to make a very sad occasion all about her.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:19, 3 replies)

U OK BABEZ?

( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 17:07, closed)

Oh look
It's Mumsnet.
(ubergeekian, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 11:51, closed)

you wish

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 15:07, closed)