Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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suprised i was sickWas drinking in the pub with my mates before my shift at work and the whole time they were trying to persuade me to take a sickie so i could watch the football with them.
I said i would think about it to shut them up knowing im a pussy and would go in. While i went to the loo they called my boss and said i couldnt make it in as i had a cold because they were sure i would agree to them.
Finally i leave and head to work, as i get there im greeted with a 'i thought you were ill i managed to get a replacement for you'.
Smelling my breath she asked if i had been drinking, the first thing i thought to say was 'its probably the cough medicine you can smell' and got away with it too.
So with every time im asked to skive i feel i had better do it just in case.
(, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 15:19, Reply)
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