Brian Blessed
He got close to the top of Everest, but said "Fuck that, saving someone's life matters more." He's got a list of acting credits as long as my cock*. And best of all? He will still happily shout "GORDON'S ALIVE!" given any reason.

* I wish my cock were that long.
(DigitalRaven will have to make do with gin, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:31, 3 replies)

HEAR HEAR!
as Brian himself would undoubtedly shout in agreement......why is he not knighted yet?
(stonersmurf stuckin' foned, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:05, closed)

Knighted?
Why is he not King?

I'm sure Charlie and his little Willie each will make a tolerable monarch, but Brian Blessed (PBUH) would be a world-class leader of state, frightening the crap out of all those tin-pot dictators. Mugabe. Ahmadinejad. Kim Jong Il and his son. They'd cower and fold when faced with the unmitigated delight that is the Blessed Brian. Peace Be Upon Him.

Length? I fear it would be a short reign. His aorta, you know...
(Large Hardon Collider Bah Bloody Humbug, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 1:30, closed)

this^

( finnbar has officially retired, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:10, closed)