Oh Noes!

I'm been attacked by an angry mob of /talkers! Save me! Save me!

Been attacked by anyone from talk is like been savaged by an angry mollusc. Half of them can't string a coherent sentence together and the other half don't know what a sentence is....

*pokes stick into /talk again to watch the angry ants scurry....*
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:51, 5 replies)

An ellipsis has 3 full stops, not 4.
Just saying.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:53, closed)

Actually
three periods denotes a long pause, while four means a long pause that ends up being the end of the sentence.

You see what I mean... don't you? No, I suppose you don't....
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:57, closed)

An ellipsis ending with a period to denote the end of a sentence?
That would be a paradigm of syntactical ugliness, and you fucking know it...
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:22, closed)

You forgot to say cheers.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:54, closed)

Making such a poor analogy
is like attacking a bee's nest without being a honey badger. Or been a honey badger, dunno, I've being having problems with my key-board.
Cheers.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:17, closed)

it's funny, because ants ARE molluscs.

( sleepybinky, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:40, closed)

no, but woodlice are crustaceans.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:34, closed)

I thought the latest qotw was open to anyone, so not quite swarming over here but still.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:15, closed)