Kerry Katona
For keeping herself in the tabloids, despite having done nothing except lose some lard and cut down on the gak. Gak which has left her face looking like someone with a shovel took a dislike to her (q.v.Daniella Westbrook, Tara Palmer-Tomkinson). Presumably the logic of her continued presence on news pages is that middle aged balding picture editors don't look at the mantelpiece when they're poking the fire.

So, for this momentous achievement, I salute you.

Now fuck off.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:22, 4 replies)

"Poking the fire"
I think a fire that size would only be found in an extremely large castle or, perhaps, if someone used a railway arch as a fireplace.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:30, closed)

A condition known up North
as "Chucking a chipolata up Briggate".
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 19:35, closed)

Ah, a felow Leodian.
Aye-up lad/lass ('t's same anyoo).
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 19:40, closed)

Hopefully she'll end up WIV DA ANGLES like Jade Goody.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:33, closed)