I had a lovely packet of crisps earlier. There was a wizened little green thing at the bottom - horrible, risible, pathetic, and deserving of little more than a quick grimace and a free pass to the kitchen bin - but it didn't detract from my enjoyment of the rest of the bag.

On a completely unrelated note, it's a testament to the kind-hearted magnificence of the NHS and its staff that I can overlook the fact that they pay for AB's internet access. I fervently hope they survive the ravages of the coalition budget cuts relatively unscathed.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 0:58, 2 replies)

You still sound a little bit upset, though

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:14, closed)

In all fairness, I have actually written to Andrew Lansley and said 'see that Happy Phantom? See to it that it's HIS NI/PAYE contributions that pay my wage'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:35, closed)

Pay cut ahoy!

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:41, closed)

Is he getting made redundant?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 15:42, closed)

I hope you're experienced in dealing with aneurysms

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:48, closed)

Somehow, I doubt he spends his working day pissing around on b3ta.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 1:19, closed)