BabysittersDazbrilliantwhites asks: You've had them and maybe even have been one. Or maybe you were once babysat by someone who is now a notorious serial killer. Tell us your stories.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:15)
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I used to babysit for Kelly McDonaldout of that Trainspotting film .Trufax
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horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:06,
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Oh dear Christ.I'm, er ... I'm just off to the toilet.
Back in 5, er ... 10 minutes.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:07,
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Did you go through her pants drawer when she was out?You did didn't you? Did you wear them? I bet you did. I'm picturing you wearing them now, your big balls and pulsing penis straining against the sheer satiny fabric.
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:23,
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Hey, move over would you?(, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:23, closed)
You must be proper old(, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:30, closed)
Am proper old ,and did find myself in moral quandry when she was twenty foot high and humping Ewan McG in full technicolour dressed as a schoolgirl .
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horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:45,
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Haha, I was going to ask about thatMust have made the standard trainspotting wank feel a bit awkward
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Christ...I haven't felt that good since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978.
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What a penetrating goal!(, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 13:56, closed)
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