Young Master number5 ...
...decided that walking into the room to meet his new babysitter would be best received if he were trouserless with a significant erection and speaking the words : "Look, I can make it go all stiff!"

Downhill all the way from there.

He is older now and won't recall the above but I am saving this story for his wedding day.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:26, 7 replies)

comedy gold
savour the moment, for it shall be glorious
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:34, closed)

How old was he?
Don't say 12 ffs.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:34, closed)

Luckily it was when he was about five or six.

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:36, closed)

I wouldn't go so far as to say
'I like this'- but its well funny.
(Gertcha_cowson NAH MATE, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:20, closed)

You do realise
that, if you mention this at his wedding, he's going to fucking kill you?
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:41, closed)

if someone films it, it would be purely awesome.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 Oct 2010, 6:32, closed)

Maybe so but
..i also have significant collateral in the form of photos of him dressed as a fairy...
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 29 Oct 2010, 18:36, closed)