Bad Dates
Tell us about your least successful date. Arrive late? Forget their name? Show them goatse on your phone just as the main course arrived? Or was it the other way around?
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chthonic, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:27)
I got drunk and fell asleep.
I wasn't inside her or anything but it was still pretty bad. In the morning she said "It was nice to meet you anyway".
I silently wished I was dead.
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Thor McLegend FUCK SHITPANTS PAC MAN, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:30,
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I once fell asleep with my face buried in her growler
It's a strange way to wake up, I can tell you.
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:44,
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This girl must get around a bit.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:58,
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Ah. That must've been embarrassing.
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Thor McLegend FUCK SHITPANTS PAC MAN, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:20,
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Actually, I think she quite enjoyed the snoring
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:15,
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I think I've fallen asleep halfway through a shag.
I remember starting, and when I woke up she was gone.
I didn't bother ringing her the next day...
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Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:19,
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Do you ever wonder if she finished before leaving?
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Thor McLegend FUCK SHITPANTS PAC MAN, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:39,
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