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Tell us about your least successful date. Arrive late? Forget their name? Show them goatse on your phone just as the main course arrived? Or was it the other way around?

(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:27)
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I used to work as a bouncer in a Glaswegian nightclub
and there was a super hot barmaid called Niki whom I always fancied. So one day I had the courage to ask her out. Now, I only talked to her in passing so when I did manage to talk to her at length on our way to see the Coen brothers film, Fargo, did I realise she was dumb as a box of hair and realised my romantic first date film choice was wrong on just about every level imaginable. After the film, we went to a bar and this is where I ran into my other bouncer colleagues who proceeded to throw paper, crisps and small empty plastic water bottles at the table we were sat at. This got too much for Niki who got up and screamed "you're a fucking weirdo who likes weird films and you've told all our mates about me!" She was very paranoid I was later told.
(, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:22, 4 replies)
You, and your mates are bellends.

(, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 23:32, closed)
this is true

(, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 0:14, closed)
Who let you on b3ta in a t-shirt and trainers?
You fat cunt.
(, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 3:12, closed)
Ignore AB
Its like a form of tourettes with him. I am impressed they let you in without a tie though.
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:20, closed)

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