b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Bad Dates » Post 2127613 | Search
This is a question Bad Dates

Tell us about your least successful date. Arrive late? Forget their name? Show them goatse on your phone just as the main course arrived? Or was it the other way around?

(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:27)
Pages: Popular, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

« Go Back

Lying in bed
bathing in the rainscatter of sparks slowly falling after the white heat of orgasm subsided, I heard the Mediterranean lips I had spent most of the evening kissing form the following question:

"Have you ever wanted to do anything so naughty, so forbidden, you've never told anyone about it before? A secret desire?"

My mind galloped to its hiddenmost and most X-rated corners as I wondered just how far this girl would be prepared to go. There was only one way to find out:

"Well, obviously! But if I TOLD you what it was, it wouldn't be a SECRET any more, would it? DUH!"

No French toast for me that morning.
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:09, 11 replies)
'The white hot heat of orgasm'
That's hyperbole, right?
It sounds better than 'the snot laden sneeze of orgasm'.
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:50, closed)
Your life has been genuinely dreadful and pointless, hasn't it?

(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:58, closed)
If that had been what I'd written,
it would have been hyperbole. As it is, however, I wrote "white heat", with no "hot" involved at all.
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:02, closed)
Heat with no hot eh?
You're losing us now
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:51, closed)
You know,
like "Here Comes the Tepidstepper".
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:54, closed)
The prosaic petty criminal.

(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:56, closed)
Just to tell you once again,
Who's fair-to-middling?
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:12, closed)
Did she ever guess you liked rollerblading?

(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 19:37, closed)
No
I took that secret with me to the grave.
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 19:46, closed)
No Cleveland Steamer either

(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:32, closed)
No
She did let me feed her leccy meter and watch my team play away on the back nine though.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:08, closed)

« Go Back

Pages: Popular, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1