Lying in bed
bathing in the rainscatter of sparks slowly falling after the white heat of orgasm subsided, I heard the Mediterranean lips I had spent most of the evening kissing form the following question:

"Have you ever wanted to do anything so naughty, so forbidden, you've never told anyone about it before? A secret desire?"

My mind galloped to its hiddenmost and most X-rated corners as I wondered just how far this girl would be prepared to go. There was only one way to find out:

"Well, obviously! But if I TOLD you what it was, it wouldn't be a SECRET any more, would it? DUH!"

No French toast for me that morning.
( .Yeti., Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:09, 11 replies)

'The white hot heat of orgasm'
That's hyperbole, right?
It sounds better than 'the snot laden sneeze of orgasm'.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:50, closed)

Your life has been genuinely dreadful and pointless, hasn't it?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:58, closed)

If that had been what I'd written,
it would have been hyperbole. As it is, however, I wrote "white heat", with no "hot" involved at all.
( .Yeti., Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:02, closed)

Heat with no hot eh?
You're losing us now
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:51, closed)

You know,
like "Here Comes the Tepidstepper".
( .Yeti., Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:54, closed)

The prosaic petty criminal.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:56, closed)

Just to tell you once again,
Who's fair-to-middling?
( .Yeti., Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:12, closed)

Did she ever guess you liked rollerblading?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 21 Oct 2013, 19:37, closed)

No
I took that secret with me to the grave.
( .Yeti., Mon 21 Oct 2013, 19:46, closed)

No Cleveland Steamer either

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:32, closed)

No
She did let me feed her leccy meter and watch my team play away on the back nine though.
( .Yeti., Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:08, closed)