Bad DatesTell us about your least successful date. Arrive late? Forget their name? Show them goatse on your phone just as the main course arrived? Or was it the other way around?
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chthonic, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:27)
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i might be a bit innocent in such matters but how did you fuck her tampon out?out where? did it slip out the side whilst you were hammering away? were you like a pro angler hooking in a red snapper with your worm?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:14,
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He thrust so hard that it popped out of her mouth.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:28,
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With a little careful manoeuvring You can slip the string into your japs eye, with a little flick it should pop right out.
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Muns, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:31,
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Why would an eight year old even be using a tampon?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:58,
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Safety Conkers.(
Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 0:00,
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Ahahahaha!(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:25, closed)
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