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Tell us about your least successful date. Arrive late? Forget their name? Show them goatse on your phone just as the main course arrived? Or was it the other way around?

(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:27)
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About eight years ago I met a girl in a nightclub.
She was attractive, sweet, funny and as such numbers were exchanged and arrangements subsequently made to meet in a quiet city centre pub the next day and get to know each other.

We met, sat down on one of those big comfy sofas in a quiet part of the bar with our drinks and started to talk. A few minutes into conversation she started to tell me about her childhood and how she spent every evening after school with her uncle, who would abuse her sexually. She said that he took her virginity at the age of five and the abuse went on until the day before she turned thirteen, on this occasion her uncle said that he would give her a special treat to welcome her to her teens and proceed to anally rape her. He told her that tomorrow he would consider her to be spoiled goods and would no longer have anything to do with her. Her parents believed her to be responsible enough to look after herself at this age and no longer required her uncles 'services'.

I have omitted a lot of detail, but you get the general idea of what was said. She seemed upset but said that I seemed very trustworthy and understanding, and was glad that this was off her chest.

The date had gone wrong and was over moments later, when she hung her head a little in reflection and noticed that I had an erection and pre-cum was soaking through my jeans.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:20, 7 replies)
hahahaha fucking hell

(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 22:20, closed)
^ this

(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:19, closed)
Marvellous.

(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 22:48, closed)
It's funny cause it's true

(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 8:43, closed)
childrapelols

(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:42, closed)
Oh Christ

(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:28, closed)
Oh very well done!

(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 21:50, closed)

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