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"Let's get all the fireworks and pile dog shit on top of them". I can't believe I actually said that, and I still can't believe I was the one who lit them and couldn't run away in time. Tell us about your spectacularly misjudged ideas.

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:15)
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You fucking amateur.
You fart into your hand, and then quickly 'throw' it into another person's pint glass, when there is a nice gap at the top.

I guaranteee that good times will ensue.
(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:38, 3 replies)
Well of course I've done that
The 'Dutch hand grenade' into a friend's drink was de rigeur at one point, but sometimes you just want to sample your own wares.
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:46, closed)
I remember this place before it was overrun by thick chavs

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:56, closed)
When was that?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 18:02, closed)
Before your time.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 18:03, closed)
No, I'm Tessa Sanderson.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 17:45, closed)

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