Candles Day is a bad idea.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 13:40, 7 replies)

It's a little bit embarrassing isn't it?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 13:52, closed)

It's basically a countdown to death.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 14:15, closed)

everything is when you think about it
but the sun is shining and it feels like the Algarve out there So in keeping with that feeling I am going to sit in a pub garden and do the following

1) drink excessively
2) wear no sunscreen and go very red on my exposed bits
3) ogle appreciate the beauty of attractive ladies with my shades on

However I am NOT wearing a vest that barely covers my gut, or anything branded in a George cross or union Jack and certainly not a 'ironically' shit Hawaiian shirt, because I do have some standards
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 16:30, closed)

I'm going to be wearing a Hawaiian shirt tomorrow.
Not ironically, but because it's great and I love it.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 16:41, closed)

I did exacty that but I used Aussie Gold sun oil

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 21:10, closed)

I did not ogle ladies

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 21:10, closed)

I did not go to a pub because I live in a detatched house and have booze.
I have neighbours and they are not cunts, thus negating having to go to the pub
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 21:12, closed)