Bad Ideas"Let's get all the fireworks and pile dog shit on top of them". I can't believe I actually said that, and I still can't believe I was the one who lit them and couldn't run away in time. Tell us about your spectacularly misjudged ideas.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:15)
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I have a small scaron my right arse cheek because of having the very same stupid fucking idea, thought it'd make a 'boss grill for some steak!'. A fragment improbably zoomed over my head, and arced down the crack of my jeans, making me hop about like a cunt going AAAAAAAAAGH.
Making the most of it, the scar is shaped kinda like Australia, so there is that, I guess.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 1:25, 3 replies)
You're so fat, you exert a noticeable gravitational pull on nearby objects?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 10:18,
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