A sons love!
One christmas when i was too young to truly understand swear words and more of the adult words that appeared on the news and that my older brother had started using. I was having a play fight in the lounge with my dad, whilst my grandparents, both sets, my uncle & aunt, mum & brother looked on, half watching noel edmonds up the post office tower, half watching dad & i tussle. dad had been overpowering me for a while, and i somehow managed to get dad onto his front with me sat on his back, feeling a little angry and happy i was winning the fight i screamed out "I'M GONNA RAPE YOU DAD", the room fell silent, eyes bulged, glasses were dropped, jaws hit floors. i was very very quickly escorted to my room where i spent the whole of xmas day wondering what the hell i had done. my tiny sponge like brain for some reason thought rape meant beating some one up who you love, but in a nice way!! oh how we laugh now.
i also brought joe dolces "shuddupa-ya -face", sorry midge ure!
(chop chop old boy, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 22:11, Reply)