Let's Get Rocked.
Def Leopard.
I baught 2 Def Leopard CD's from a friend at school. Because they were cheap, and I only had "Boss Drum" by the Shamen. (eezergood... blah blah)
To my shame, I grew to like them.

Forward-wind to Uni, where Def Leopard becomes favoured shagging music for myself and my then-missus.

Apologies to Ogwen (of the Valleys), Ian (of Akkrington), John (or Laahndahn), and Drew (the short-ass-boy-racer-ginger-balding-piss-head-spotty-"Dexter's laboratory look-a-like"-DWI-Stinking-Chav-scrawny-pale-smoking-waste-of-space-from some dispicable shitthole) for night after Night of over-bearingly loud "High and Dry"

EDIT: Second Thoughts.... F*ck Drew. The little Wanker left his Car Gearbox in the HALLWAY and it leaked EP90 Gearbox Oil into the carpet and floorboards... If I ever see the little Runt again, I'll Floor him without asking any questions in order to avoid a potentially annoying conversation.. the little Twunt.

EDIT 2: He once got absoloutly Wrecked and preceeded to drive his car around Huddersfield and hit walls.... Upon Jumping a red light and planting his boy-racer 205GTI ibto teh side of a HOYA tanker-truck, he then tried to pick a fight with an attending Police Officer.... HAHAHA (knobhead)
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 13 Dec 2004, 14:47, Reply)