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Your Ginger Fuhrer froths, "I hate my bank. Not because of debt or anything but because I hate being sold to - possibly pathologically so - and everytime I speak to them they try and sell me services. Gold cards, isas, insurance, you know the crap. It drives me insane. I ALREADY BANK WITH YOU. STOP IT. YOU MAKE ME FRIGHTED TO DO MY NORMAL BANKING. I'm angry even thinking about them."

So, tell us your banking stories of woe.

No doubt at least one of you has shagged in the vault, shat on a counter or thrown up in a cash machine. Or something

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:15)
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I recently went to my bank to make a withdrawl
To my astonishment the cashier counted out a small pile of dried fruit that resembled dessicated rabbit droppings and passed the pile over to me through the little grill.

When I enquired: “Wassthisthen?”

She replied: “You have a currant account, sir...”
(I helped save b3ta! SpankyHanky, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:02, 10 replies)
no, no, no, no, no
Ah fuck it *click*
(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:10, closed)
I have to go to the airport and get my boarding pass
to find out my balance.

I have a check-in account.
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:13, closed)
Whenever I go to the bank
they get me to stand in goal and kick balls at me penalty shootout-style until I keep out five in a row. Only then will they let me get my hands on my cash.

I've got a saver's account.
(I helped save b3ta! SpankyHanky, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:23, closed)
They just. Keep. Getting. Worse!
*click*
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:33, closed)
Groan ...
:-(
(Biff..., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:31, closed)
when I go with my missus
they give us guns, make us stand back to back, take ten paces then turn and shoot at each other.... we had ignored the fine print on that damned dual account...



just made that up now I did, where do I collect my award ?
(The Cats Twat, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 14:13, closed)
They paid me in weed
I have a joint account.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:16, closed)
*spangs*
and *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:57, closed)
your puns,
Mr Hanky, are getting better
(I helped save b3ta! Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 3:31, closed)
Oh no
Oh, fuck no. Tell me you didn't just do that. Please.

*looks at replies*

Look at what you've started...

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! TheMagicDwarf is back like ballroom dancing, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:45, closed)

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