BarredI've only ever been barred from one pub, the "Fort St George in England" on Midsummer Common in Cambridge.*
I was part of a group caught drunkenly trying to add our names in biro to a historic signed cricket bat. I still have the pint glass I was holding as I was chucked out.
Where have you been banned from?
*All pubs in Cambridge have posh names like this. 25% fact
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chthonic, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:00)
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Every kebab house in my town..One day, a couple of years back, i decided to go on a "jihad" against every kebab house in the small shitty town of Rugby..
2 years later, and ive finally won..
Salmans - Nice kebabs, but one of their arrogant staff tried to force himself on my at the time girlfriend..
Barred for :- assaulting said member of staff, serious racial comments.. physical abuse, spitting at the staff, and throwing the food back at them.. chased out with a machete and kebab slicer :S
Mehfill - NOW THIS IS A SHITHOLE..
Found a foot sill attached to my chicken leg :)
barred for :- pissing over the counter, throwing an unopened can of coke at one of the staff, jumping over the counter to "spill some blood" (apparently), going out the back of the shop and screaming "is that a dead dog???"
Buddy's :- not bad people actually..
crime:- reports of high semen content in the mayo..
punishment:- smashing the fruit machine over, and emptying a 3ltr bottle of white lightning all over the staff, and sticking raw bacon to the windows.. (i was 15 at the time)
Peppers :- now i quite like these guys cos they do indian too, i just like to make £50+ orders and get it delivered to a random house.. just for the laugh like...
oh well..
(, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 11:35, Reply)
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