Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Don't worry Scaryduck he's a cunt and the whole board would benefit from him never coming back(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:46,
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Fucking hell, he's a transvestite in his spare timeBest use this weeks additional time to find a more convincing wig and makeup
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:48,
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Go fuck yourself, you twat.(
camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:50,
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How exciting - I've never done this before*puts you on ignore*
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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:54,
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Fuck me, three posts.*high-fives*
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:12,
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Cheers Noel, Colin’s only upset that he’s been found out masquerading as a transvestite. This may impact on the number of cock gazzes he receives from the sad and lonely board members looking for online love.(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:26,
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Hmm, yeah it might.*unzips flies*
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:27,
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