I like you (and your rain) too
and you are correct, we do furiously wank to hard core porn on interweb*, however me and my lovely girlie friends talk about EVERYTHING and not once has any of us talked about hilarious wanking accidents. Nothing funny has ever happened to me when I've played the nub.

However, if it was about the funniest sex I've had - well, I've got plenty to offer on this one.


*maybe just me then
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:16, 1 reply)

Ooo! Do tell!
*pats lap*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:29, closed)

*sits on lap*
*wiggles*

once had this bloke round but sadly he turned out to be a crap shag and talked too much and was rubbish at taking hints. By 8am I wanted him out and asked my flatmate to help.

She immediately had a "trauma" and started slamming doors and having imaginary phone arguments with people. I told the guy that I needed to be there for her as she'd had some bad news and he said he was scared anyway. He left within 10 mins.

(yes I should have told him straight but wasn't up to it, we laughed lots after he'd gone - suppose you had to be there really)
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:40, closed)

Haha - hoorah!
The singularly best knock-back I’ve been on the end of was when I first took E, and got off with a hippy girl at a Reclaim The Streets do.

After us eating face for a while, her mates turned up and said they were going home, and she looked at them, looked at me with increasing awkwardness, and stuttered, “Erm … erm … erm … look – I’d invite you back to mine, but, erm … right … I’ve heard sex binds two souls together and I don’t know about you but I’m bound to some people I really wish I wasn’t, and, erm … ”
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:47, closed)

hahahahaawwww that's not nice
Still, now you are married and have the last laugh.
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:52, closed)

Not married yet
but to be in August - Las Vegas Ho (and not in the rude American way)!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:55, closed)

Woo and congrats to you and the future Ms V

( camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:02, closed)

\o/

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:19, closed)