
Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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the tale doesn't have to be about YOUR wanking exploits, what's funnier than walking in on someone else rubbing one out? (Unless he's wearing a hood and carrying a big knife, having broken into your house and is rummaging through your knicker drawer)
( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:29, 1 reply)

If I walked in on a bloke wanking, I'd just walk out again.
My son's a teenager so I am sure this is going happen at some point. But it doesn't really make me laugh....
( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:33, closed)

It would A: be a pretty funny story, and B: would cost you thousands in psychiatric bills over the following years.
( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:37, closed)

And I've told him not to leave crusty socks under his bed.
I've done all a mother can do.
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