Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Not exacty caught wankingSunday morning messing around online and decide that since I have nothing better to do then I'd have a nice long one.
So I'm sat there and have got the porn going getting into a nice rhythm when mid wank Mum sends us a facebook message so of course of have to stop what I'm doing and reply. I'm trying to keep it short so I can carry on spanking the monkey but she keeps going on about something inane. Finally get rid of her but by then the moment has passed and it just felt like a was wanking over my mum.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:05, 5 replies)
Cracking one out over your mum?You wouldn't be the first on this board...
Zing!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:15, closed)
Maybe your mum needed summat...To keep going.
*passes mind bleach*
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snee held his breath since, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:19,
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why the hell would you (a) have facebook open for wanking and (b) feel you had to reply?(
sleepybinky, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:23,
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mmmm your mummmmm your mum and on facebook too
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:33,
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You do realise that Mr Zuckerberg doesn't own you, don't you?I think it's OK to stop providing content for his privacy-busting shitfest while you crack one out.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:29, closed)
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