When I was 15, and at school
a lad in my year had a real fixation with his genitals (who hasn't at 15) but was very 'open' about it.
He'd often flop it out in class to amuse/annoy/disgust the girls (I later learned that he did it in order to seperate the 'give outs' from the 'fridges' as he put it)
Anyways, one day he came to school and described a wanking incident that had happened to him that very morning.
He'd woken up with a 'wigwam' and so decided to knock one out before having a shower. Getting 'close' he peeps out across the landing from his bedroom, sees that it's deserted and makes a run for the bathroom whilst at vinegar stroke stage (to aim it straight into the bog, he says)
He reaches to toilet with perfect timing and ejaculates - over his mother who was sat there having a shit.
(Appleseed Is getting married 24/05/2014. All invited., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:35, 3 replies)

I have heard this story
10-12 years ago about a friend of a friend. Did this happen in Liverpool or is it just an urban legend? (Although why anyone other than Oedipus would brag about spunking over their mothers face is beyond me)
(Bababoon, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:29, closed)

This was in Norfolk
BUT the lad was from the Wirral. His dad was stationed here in the RAF. However, this was longer than 12 years ago. This was mid 80s
(Appleseed Is getting married 24/05/2014. All invited., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:51, closed)

If that doesn't give you "issues" in later life I should be very surprised!
*click*
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:43, closed)