Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Not as painful as treading on a plug.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:26,
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or a lego brick(
Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:30,
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There are few things worse than treading on a plugDepending on the heat of the chillis though, this might be one of them....
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I learned this the hard way (no pun intended)I used to grow and dry chili peppers. One lovely summmer day I was cutting a LOT of very hot chilis and I realized I need to piss.
It really does hurt, a lot, a lot more than stepping on a lego, and it deosn't just wash right off, yee ha.
I used sugical gloves when cutting pepers after that.
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