caught by the step mother
many many "many's" ago when i was a raging pit of teenage hormones i found my dads stash of mid 80's porn.
so after discovering this dog eared pile of hairy clunges and ample bosoms.
i was happy to discover, that it was possible to get a "instant boner just add porn" moment, anyhoo i was in a daze of self induced knob polishing with mags laid out in the garden shed.
and in mid stroke i saw the door open and in stepped step mother just as i was gurning over a particularly hairy clunge, that still to this day reminds me of brian blesseds mouth and beard turned side ways, she took one look at me and started to scream and shout i took one more stroke and shot the lot.
needless to say that dinner for next few weeks was rather a uncomfortable time
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:45, 3 replies)

A click for "a particularly hairy clunge, that still to this day reminds me of brian blesseds mouth" Priceless!

I can almost visualise the clunge!
( Vambo, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 20:19, closed)

DAMN YOU!
Watching 'Flash Gordon' will never be the same again! D:
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:52, closed)

why thank you
how about this thought to go with it he was wearing "wings" all the time so was he always on ? now that is a seriously off putting thought
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:25, closed)