Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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What the fuckis burlesque?
Am I meant to have an erection or not?
(, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 7:27, 5 replies)
Porn you can watchWith your aunts. The rest is up to you...
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Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:13,
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It's a support group for chunky ladiesI think their attitude to erections is the same as naturists'. It's severely frowned upon, but you won't end up on a register.
(, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:12, closed)
This complicates thingssince chunky ladies give me erections.
(, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:37, closed)
Fat stripperswho think that died black hair and bright red lipstick compensate for the MacDonalds loyalty card.
(, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:29, closed)
It's for fat chicksto pretend they can be sexy too, without actually showing any pink.
(, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:39, closed)
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