Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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The Granny wankIts when you masturbate in the bathtub with your wrinkly hand.
straight from sickipedia
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 4:57,
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Only racists and paedophiles go on sickipedia.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:17,
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So that's what it isthere was me thinking it was something Wayne Rooney paid extra on a Saturday for.
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