Not my disaster, well I wasnt wanking for once
A good few years ago I was on a night out in Oz. As a cheap backpacker I was frequenting a rough pub and was pretty far gone by the end of the night. Our group had mostly disbanded and I ended up drinking with two strangers. We thought going to a porno theatre would be a good laugh, or something like that. It was for the first couple of minutes, as we shouted total nonsense at the large screen of filth. As these places are very dark and I had been drinking for hours, it seems natural that I fell asleep. No idea where my new friends went too, or how long I had been sleeping for. When I woke up I noticed there were a few more folk in, that didn't suprise me. What did suprise me was a chinese chap sitting three seats along from me. He was staring intently at me while wanking furiously, my puzzled expression doing nothing to extinguish his intent.
Needless to say I left pretty damn sharply. Fucking drunk bozo. I've learned my lesson, don't drink to excess near them places.
(muzzvsworld, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 20:35, 3 replies)

you're lucky you woke up
before he spaffed all over your chops and left, satisfied
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:17, closed)

haha
I like to think there was no two friends, but more a drink infused hallucination, that disappeared after you had a sleep.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 16:08, closed)

agree with both replies
He was certainly going fast enough to pelt me at any moment. I'll trust in myself that they weren't hallucinations caused by alcohol/denial.
(muzzvsworld, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 15:53, closed)