Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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I'm simplifying quite a lot. She's a really sweet girlonce you get used to the idea that she thinks 'fidelity' is something you do while sober.
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What you're trying to tell us is that she's a slagThat said you're not exactly catch of the day yourself.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:29,
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I'm actually really glad you changed your name backI found the last one kind of offensive.
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I have a suspicionthat Rory Lion is actually a nice, intelligent friendly bloke, and has a separate login for these posts.
Nobody can really be like this. Not all the time, surely?
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Not Pineapple anymore, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:14,
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I'm only just starting to understand he has a beautifully understated witThat he wraps in brutal, childish name-calling.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:18,
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I'm ninety-eleven percent positivethat he isn't quite like this in real life, so I guess that counts?
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Rory Lion you sir are a cunt
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