
Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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However, I did once tug one out to Helen Daniels from 1990's neighbours. It was kind of like getting caught by yourself, as at the end, I couldn't help thinking, what yer doin that for!?
( , Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:56, 11 replies)

thats seriously messed up dude - you can only justify that by having wanked to the entire cast many times over first, males included.
( , Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:17, closed)

male cast, on the promise that Stefan Dennis was going to make me feel good, sadly did nothing for me, so from fit ozzie beauties to necrophillia it was....
( , Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:46, closed)

But I suppose she had a certain grandmotherly chic, if you like that sort of thing. I am personally struggling to find any wank orientated antics which would be worth recounting here.
( , Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:03, closed)

For even attempting to justify this...Grandmother chic? yes I suppose it was. I am still a freak of the highest order though...Luckily my medication keeps me on track most of the time ;)
( , Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:36, closed)

Under no circumstance would I fantasize about putting my cock into a mangle *ouchy*
( , Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:58, closed)

Neither denying or confirming that I have banged one out over Madge as well....Only kidding, Helen was the only one for me ;)
( , Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:56, closed)
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