Now I don't post very much round here

because I'm 37 and way too advanced to indulge in such juvenile potty humour (lie) but every so often I feel the need to share or at least impart a story as I often find this place providing giggles when bored.

I'm going to tell this story as a story and can't believe no one has posted it thus far as it is without doubt, THE LARGEST wanking disaster to affect any human in the history of recorded wanking and it is TRUE... facts and links posted afterwards....

we begin.

Neil was on fire. He was the co owner of the largest radio station in Irelands second City and was known as 'the voice of Cork' for his morning talk radio show. He was abrasive in the extreme and held a very high moral highground over... everyone... The kids were all on drugs, obscene, and had no respect, the unemployed were milking the state for everything they could, immigrants were ruining our pure nation, The self employed paid no taxes, etc. etc.

He also co owned a restaurant which he shamelessly plugged for free using his role on the airwaves and so it was that he was attending a dinner meeting in London with some other restauranteers and journalists and naturally having a few drinks. However, Neil had a bit of backpain and started hitting the neurofen (this was his excuse) and the wine and the evening progressed along in that fashion.

An evening flight was booked back to the emerald isle and was duly boarded by Neil and one of his reporter colleagues (female, allegedly hot) and so the flight began. More neurofen and alcohol was consumed and Neil found himself sitting at the front row and facing two seated , probably pretty air hostesses. They must have been hot because in mid flight Neil decided, while seated and in full view of the cabin crew and those passengers beside him to whip out his lad and start fwapping away with gay abandon.

Apparently it took some amount of persuading by several people to get him to see his folly and he was arrested on arrival. His colleague sat beside him must have had a score to settle as the story was leaked to the national media and the man had to come on air and personally address the nation and apologise for his solo application to the mile high club.

Did the public feel sorry ? Did they fuck.... if ever someone had there uppance more appropriately served I'd like to hear about it !

anyway just google Neil Prenderville wank and you'll get no end of info validating this story.

the backlash and following media commentary was beyond reproach ...
(The Cats Twat, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:47, 5 replies)

I
Have dreams/nightmares that i'm doing that. At least I can wake up from it though. It's always the hardliners that are the true deviants.

*click*
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:10, closed)

I have
an erection, and a question about gay abandon...
(IdlePeAcEsign if trouble were my mistress, i'd send her to them, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:25, closed)

since then

round these here parts, any self abuse on any form of public transport is simply known as 'pulling a prenderville'....
(The Cats Twat, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 23:00, closed)

I'm curious to know
is he still broadcasting / working etc?

Must be difficult to recover from that.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:13, closed)

there is talk

of him returning to the airwaves... and he should too, otherwise he'll never get over it...
(The Cats Twat, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:49, closed)