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Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.

Suggested by Mrs Entity and DaveExclamationMark, voted for by YOU

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Is there nothing that someone wont find wank worthy?
I was at work trawling though the internet, as we needed a medical oxygen tent and a leaf blower (dont ask).

Finding medical oxygen tents online is harder than you think. Mainly as you cannot do a decent search without having to trawl though loads of pissant camping supplies. I thought I could save time by google image search to filter out the wrong kinds of tent more readily.

safe search was off, this didn't bother me as surely no one would find camping that stimulating....

In the middle of my office I sat as my screen filled up with people who are jizzing on tents, having tent orgies and generally having a better time camping than I have ever had.

I thought I was unshockable, but tent fetishes caught me off guard. I continued my enquires by phone and didn't make eye contact for the rest of the day.
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:29, 9 replies)
OKaaay
Never heard of that one before sounds like in-tents fun though.
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:49, closed)
Google Whackoff
Here's the opposite: I once googled for a particular fetish interest, and found just two images. Two. In the entire interwebs.

So, here's the challenge: a google search for a porn image which returns a single matching hit...
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:23, closed)
Try googling "gimp".
Turn off safe search on images and it's still not what you may expect (but some may be NSFW, so caution must be applied).
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:31, closed)
I really wasnt expecting that.

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 2:29, closed)
I
only got pics of people using The Gimp image program.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 7:33, closed)
Exactly.
Porn doesn't always come up first on the internet.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 19:06, closed)
You
can use the - operator.

e.g. "Oxygen tent" -camping -"tent peg" -"camping supplies"

Meaning it will only show pages with the whole string "Oxygen tent" that doesn't have tent peg and camping supplies in the text.

www.google.com/search?client=ubuntu&channel=fs&q=%22Oxygen+tent%22+-camping+-%22tent+peg%22+-%22camping+supplies%22&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 7:32, closed)
You missed a perfect opportunity to do this:
www.google.com/search?client=ubuntu&channel=fs&q=%22Oxygen+tent%22+-camping+-%22tent+peg%22+-%22camping+supplies%22&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 13:53, closed)
cnut!
I thought "eh? He's posted the same link"


...then bloody clicked it.
I hadn't been caught out for ages too!
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 17:49, closed)

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