Skippy brand peanut butter
Not me, but someone at school. There was this guy who was not ultra-popular, but also not a non-entity. However, he apparently was experimenting too much with his wing-wang and decided to seek greener pastures for his self-abuse.

Hence it was that this young man decided to cover his high school chubby with peanut butter and allow his golden retriever to lick the peanut butter off his wienie; in his back yard; on a weekend; during the daytime.

Good luck was not with him that afternoon: a neighbor who went to the same high school had a couple of friends over and they witnessed the whole thing and word quickly spread throughout the school.

For the rest of his high school life and into adulthood, he became affectionately known as "Skippy."


( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:29, 5 replies)

Interesting
this one is usually a woman getting the peanut butter licked off. Nice twist there.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:04, closed)

No
Was definatly a boy at my school. Maybe it was the same person. OMG!
( retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 17:07, closed)

That happened at my school too!
Sort of. Except the kid used icing sugar. And the dog bit his dick. When he got signed off PE with a lacerated wang the PE teacher (Womble from previous QOTW) made him stand up in front of the whole class to repeat his excuse. 'Dog bit me dick, sir,' he mumbled into his shirt. Still makes me giggle thinking about it
(electricteeth, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 17:40, closed)

Interesting.
I always thought Skippy was a bush kangaroo. Takes it to a whole new level if you think about rubbing Skippy on your cock.
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 19:46, closed)

I"m not going to tell you what to think about, but keep your bestiality dreams to yourself!

( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:48, closed)