Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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NopeUsually she was busy with injections, ultrasound etc. anyway. There's sod all romance or eroticism about IVF. Over time it just becomes a tedious routine. In the end we had to go with a donor egg and that brings its own little quirks. You've got to fill your cup at pretty much the same time as the donor is having her eggs harvested. By the time I'd got out of the wanking room our donor was sitting in the waiting room. I gave her a big smile and said "Did the earth move for you too?"
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SteamedCleaner, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 23:58,
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I can imagine.Hope you took my lighthearted remark as just that. My boss and her husband had to go the IVF route and the scant details I got made it sound like a painful and depressing process for both of them.
I'm glad the donor egg worked, because with determination like yours I'm sure your kid is/will be well lokked after.
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She is well looked afterAnyway, I'm too busy for a long reply, I've got to go and let her out of her cage and hose her down for her annual wash. It's her birthday so it's only fair she gets spoiled a little today.
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SteamedCleaner, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:15,
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