Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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in a bid to findEver more inventive ways to get off as a teenager, I once wanked onto an electric fence. The current was more than I expected and it made the second contraction so strong as the muscles went into electrified spasm, I went off like a bottle rocket, propelling me across the field and I ended up on top of the farmer's daughter who was in the barn frigging herself stupid at the time.
but, every cloud and all that
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 16:59,
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[renandstimpy]Don't jizz on the electric fence![/renandstimpy]
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.Yeti., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:12,
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'so,You jizzed on the electric fence eh?'
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There must be easier ways......to make batter.
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Yoofaloof 'I like it here, wherever it is...', Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:16,
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Are you Timmy Lee*?*character in a series staring Cherie Booth's dad.
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Were you standing on your Honda Accord when you did it?(
BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:56,
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