Media
What a fucking industry I'm in. As admin / finance, I'm one of the poor bastards that is employed to accommodate the whims of the self opinionated, ignorant, arrogant, futile, incompetent twats. Apparently, they are paid disproportionate sums due to the constant risk of being exposed as the utter arseholes they are.

Journalists = CUNTS!

(Sorry it's not person-specific, I'm sure I'll have plenty of examples this week. Not that I'm bitter about being under threat of redundancy for the last 14 months.)
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:28, 5 replies)

Stop moaning
and get my expenses paid.
( my_cat_has_no_shoes meh meh meh MEH MEH, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:33, closed)

Are you in my office?
Are you watching me?

Is that fundamental 'first task' taught repeatedly during journalism / media degrees?
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:36, closed)

A journalist writes...
...I, too, would like my expenses sorted from last November.

Get on with your work.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:54, closed)

Yeah, I'm a journo
and I'm pretty much a professional liar. But at least I can spell 'futile' and can differentiate between disproportionate and inappropriate. And 'utter'.

Back to your calculator, speccy.
(frankspencer, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:23, closed)

pedantry
won't get your expense claim paid!
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 12:49, closed)