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You've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).

Tell us about yours...

Thanks to Deskbound for the idea

(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
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oh so many places, and people....
Hmm.
The girl in a coffee shop that I caught smoking crack in the storeroom. And said "it's okay, it's just crack".
Cleaner I sacked, for persistently trying to shag a 16 yr old waitress, spy on her getting changed, spray her perfume on his jacket, invite her to pose for pictures etc. He was 59. And looked like a urinal cake.
A chef who used to wank into the soup EVERY SHIFT, and then would still have a bowl on his break - "It dunt matter when its yer own"
Scottish barman who would think nothing of leaving the bar unnattended whilst he went and shagged a customer in the kitchen/cupboard/office. Class act.
A part time assistant who would go on about his diet, how much he tried and couldnt lose weight, how depressed it made him - and then take home 20-30 muffins at the end of each shift "For a treat after tea".

Lovely people all...
(, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:49, 6 replies)
"It's just crack"
*click*
(, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:15, closed)
Yeah, it was just crack!
Man, you're uptight. It could have been so much worse, she could have been smoking um... err... heroin!

*click*
(, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:55, closed)
Even worse
It could have been tobacco!

Shock horror etc.

But a click for "it dunt matter when its your own"
(, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:08, closed)
"it dunt matter when its your own"
Nice.
"its okay, its just crack"
Alritey then i guess, go about your day
(, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:38, closed)
^^^
All of the above.

Clicks
(, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:39, closed)
Descriptive
He was 59. And looked like a urinal cake.

That line made me laugh. A lot.
(, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:57, closed)

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