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This is a question Bastard Colleagues

You've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).

Tell us about yours...

Thanks to Deskbound for the idea

(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
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Very fucking relevant .....
If R doesn't hand his fucking time sheet in again in the morning when I'm trying to get the invoicing done at the end of each month I'm going to fucking twat him for a month of Sundays. Nearly 6 years he's been working here and the routine has never changed. Time sheets done first thing so I can fill in the job sheets with the relevent hours worked on each job and 9 times out of 10 he 'forgets', or rather can't be fucking bothered. Because he's my bosses second in command as it were, he thinks he's above such petty things. My boss laughs it off as a big joke but much more of this shit and I'm going to make things ugly.


Aaaaarggghhhhhhhhh

Did I mention the boss is my step-dad.....Daddy, make him do his time sheets on time....pleeeeeese
(, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 10:22, 7 replies)
hahaha
kick him into touch!

Please don't tell me you work in St Albans...
(, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 10:33, closed)
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Just don't write his hours down. When he doesn't get paid he won't do it again will he.
(, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 10:47, closed)
Sounds like the time to
GO POSTAL!
(, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 10:49, closed)
I'm ignoring him...
I think he's doing it because I won't succumb to his, albiet tenuous, advances.
(, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 10:54, closed)
Aaaaaaaaaand Relaaaaaaaaax!
Breathe! FFS breathe!
I feel your pain from the other side as it were. Our accountant (the VERY lovely Lorraine) emails for expenses on the day they should be in BEFORE she opens the mail. As I am a "remote worker" IE salesman I send mine by post.
Guess what? They are always in the pile of unopened post on her desk when she sends a rant to the whole company.

I don't think she's getting enough. I have offered to help but some people don't appreciate a friendly gesture I suppose.

BTW there is no such thing as "too many midget gems" as long as they are Lion Brand.
No apologies for length but I refer the honourable lady to the reply I gave some posts ago.
(, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 11:02, closed)
Captain Placid
I wont even look at a midget gem unless it's Lions. The other brands are a very poor imitation. I don't eat the black ones though, but it's ok as my mum likes them.
(, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 11:16, closed)
Whoever 'R' is...
He should be afraid.....


VERY FUCKING AFRAID!

Beware the wrath of BGB!

*Hears the sound of sleeves being rolled up*
(, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 13:49, closed)

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