Bastard ColleaguesYou've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).
Tell us about yours...
Thanks to Deskbound for the idea
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chthonic, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
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Oh dear GOD! What have I started?I don’t know about you, but I like to use a rod of iron to ensure my traditional Welsh cuisine is properly mixed.
Or…
(deep breath)
Bar-stirred cold-leeks
How'd ya like THEM APPLES, Captain Placid, Enzyme et al?
Please can this end now?
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 29 Jan 2008, 14:10,
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HA!This will never end. Nevah, nevah, nevah.*
*Unitl it does
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 14:15,
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You're a bloody head-burglar!You nicked that off the tip-o-me-tongue!
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...*breaks into Pooflakes house*
*retrieves Greencloud's bloody head*
*wipes blood from hands on curtains*
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 14:17,
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Damn!Beaten to it. Never should have picked up that phone mid-post.
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Greencloud and Che Grimsdale...I would say 'Great minds think alike' but in the the field with which we are currently practising (i.e crap puns), I don't think 'Great' minds seems to be fitting.
*Sends laundry bill for curtains to Enzyme*
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 29 Jan 2008, 14:21,
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Jeez!I go away for half an hour to have a text frenzy with a pal and chaos erupts in my absence.
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girlinthehole, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 14:26,
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^^BGB...That's what happens when you let the boys play without your calming influence.
Mind you, anarchy in the form of crap puns hardly constitutes the fiercest revolution.
But I'm sure we'd all queue up for a spank...
;)
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 29 Jan 2008, 14:31,
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*joins queue*(, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 14:40, closed)
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