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You've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).

Tell us about yours...

Thanks to Deskbound for the idea

(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
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Print room pervert
Eric in the print room won the first (and last) Employee of the Month award at the government office in which I pretented to work for several years.

Always staying on well into the evening, the Big Boss congratulated him on his dillengence, industry and determination to stay at his post until all the official reports were printed up.

This goodwill lasted right up to the moment that the real reason for his long hours was discovered: using the advanced printing, binding and mail operation to run his mail order porn empire.

Not just any old jazz - virtually every deviant act under the sun including stuff of the Chris Langham variety, the Crown Court was told, before he was marched off to prison, emerging several years later - we hoped - with an arse like a wizard's sleeve.

Now THAT'S a bastard colleague.
(, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 11:04, 7 replies)
now i didnt think it was going to be that bad....
but a guy i worked with used to stay late and sniff the seats of the younger female staff members
(, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 11:10, closed)
I have a vague memory of something like that being reported by Auntie Beeb...
(, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 11:21, closed)
It'd have to be a very vague memory - this one's about 20 years old.
(, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 11:25, closed)
OK - I'm thinking of something else, then. Maybe a story from the "Council Cunts" QoTW. These things get bejumbled in my mind-bag from time to time.
(, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 11:28, closed)
What I want to know is...
how was he discovered? Was the Regional Director on his mailing list or something?
(, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:12, closed)
I have no idea, got a big blank in my memory over his downfall.

Caught red handed? Nosey auditors? Lucky yet disturbing find by a photocopier service engineer? Fill in the blanks yourself.
(, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 15:21, closed)

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